FileTitle: Joke1708.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Trees
     Two tall trees are growing in the woods.  A small tree begins to grow
between them.  One tree says to the other:  "Is that a son of a beech or a
son of a birch?"
     The other says he cannot tell.  Just then a woodpecker lands in the
sappling.  The tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.  Can you
tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
     The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.  He replies:  "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.  That, my friends, is the
best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."