FileTitle: Joke1722.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Computer Job Placement - poorly told
 Once there was a man who, being unemployed and his benefits about to run
out, decided to get a job. He tried some small stores and half-heartedly
submitted applications to a few places, but still could not find a job.
 So he finally went to a place that advertised 100% job placement by
computer. When he got there, Rastus filled out the forms and gave them to his
counselor. While he was waiting, Rastus watched as other applicants recieved
their coded replies, which were interpreted by the counselors, and they all
left looking very happy.
 Finally, Rastus was called to his counselor's desk. The counselor showed him
the coded report, which said BIMM BAR PCT. "Wow!" said Rastus, "It looks like
I'm going to be working for the BIMM company, get a wet BAR in my office, and
get a PCT of the profits!! How great this is!!"
 "Not so fast there, Rastus." said the counselor. "You just don't know how
the code really works. It says to Be In Mississippi Monday,get your Black Ass
Ready to Pick Cotton Tuesday."