FileTitle: Joke1736.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Related Sale - Variation (Good)
A keen country lad dressed up in his only Sunday-go-to-meetin' suit, took
the bus into the Big City and applied for a salesman's job at the big city
department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the entire world --
you could literally buy *anything* there. "So tell me," the boss asked him,
"have you ever been a salesman before?"

"Sure have," said the lad, "I was the best salesman in the county back
home!" The boss liked the cut of him and said, "Well, OK: you can start
tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up the store."

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 PM came
around, and the boss came by and asked him: "Well, how many sales did you
make today, young man?"

"Oh, just one," said the young salesman.

"Only ONE?" blurted his boss. "Most of my staff can make 20 or 30 sales
a day! OK, OK, so how much was the sale worth?"

"Well, lessee, all told that would be three hundred twenty-four thousand,
 three hundred and thirty four dollars and sixty-seven cents," said the
young fellow, smiling broadly.

"How in hell you manage THAT?!" asked his flabbergasted boss as soon as he
could pick himself up off the floor.

"Waaaall", said the salesman, "this ritzy-lookin' feller came in and I
sold him a small fishhook, y'see, and then he needed a medium-sized hook
too, and finally we decided he needed a really large hook on top of those.
Then, I sold him a small fishin' line, and a medium one and a pure-dee
huge-mongous big'un! I asked him where he was goin' fishin' and he said
"down the coast." I said he'd probably be needin' a boat too, so I took
him down to the boat department and sold him that-thar twenty-foot
schooner y'all ain't been able to sell for nigh-on two years... y'know
the big'un with the twin engines? Waall, then the poor feller says his
Volkswagon probably wouldn't be able to pull the whole kit-n-kaboodle, so
I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser with
a tow-hook on the rear. He was plum-happy!"

"Wait..." said the boss as he took two steps back and stared at the lad in
astonishment, "you sold all that to a guy who came in for a FISHHOOK?!?"

"Waaalll, naw, not 'zactly," answered the salesman, "y'see, he came in to
buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said to him, "Hey pal, you and I
both know your weekend's screwed, so you may as well go fishin', right?"