Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer had just
inherited some money from his brother, who had just died. He wanted to send
his two sons to college, but he could only afford to send one.  He could not
decide which one to send.  This farmer also had two retarded ducks, the only
two on the farm that weren't normal. He gave one duck to each of his sons,
and said that whomever could get the most money for his duck would go to
college. The sons went out in an attempt to collect as much money as they
could.
     The first son was walking down the street when he passed a man working
in the yard. The man asked him if the duck was for sale, for the man loved
the taste of duck. He offered the son 10 dollars for his duck. The son
decided this was very good, so he took it. He decided his brother wouldn't
be able to beat 10 dollars.
     The second son was walking and passed a whore house. He went in and
said that he didn't have any money, but he would give them the duck.  One
girl said fine. After they fucked, she decided that she didn't want the duck
anymore. The son said he would take the duck back if they fucked again. She
agreed. After they fucked the second time, the son left. He was walking
home, thinking about what to do with the duck when it escaped from the
leash. The duck ran out into the street and was hit by a car. The lady that
hit it jumped from her car and started apologizing profusely. The son
insisted it was ok, but the lady said she would pay for the duck. She was in
a hurry, so she gave him 25 dollars and sped off.
     When the sons got home, the farmer asked the first son what he got. He
proudly displayed the 10 dollars. The farmer was impressed. He asked the
second son the same thing. The second son said:
     That's nothing. I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and 25
dollars for a fucked up duck.