A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a park bench. The Priest asks, "Rabbi, have you ever had ham ?" The Rabbi says, "Yes Father, I have to confess and be totally honest with you. I did indeed try ham. But tell me, have you ever had sex ?" The Priest said, "Well since you were honest with me, yes, I'm afraid in a moment of weakness, I did indeed have sex." The Rabbi says, "Beats the hell outta ham, don't it ?"