A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a park bench.  The Priest asks,
  "Rabbi, have you ever had ham ?"
    The Rabbi says, "Yes Father, I have to confess and be totally honest
  with you.  I did indeed try ham.  But tell me, have you ever had sex ?"
    The Priest said, "Well since you were honest with me, yes, I'm afraid
  in a moment of weakness, I did indeed have sex."
    The Rabbi says, "Beats the hell outta ham, don't it ?"