FileTitle: Joke1842.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Man Trapped on Desert Island
     Richard had been ship-wrecked on a desert island for at least 3 years
with only the company of his faithful dog and a pig that had roamed into
his encampment.
     Now 3 years is a long time for a man to be without female company so,
as night times approached, Richard's eyes were attracted more and more
towards the pig. Then one night, when he thought the dog was fast asleep,
he stealthily crawled in the pig's direction. All at once the dog awoke and
gave a jealous growl and, gripping Richard by the pants, pulled him back to
his bed roll.
     As other evenings passed by, and the inclination grew stronger,
Richard tried to sneak his way across the emcampment but each time that he
attempted to move in that direction, he was met with a growl from the
jealous dog.
     One day his luck broke as he walked along the beach for he discovered
a scantily dressed young woman lying unconscious upon the sand, obviously
the victim of a sunken vessel. He decided to leave her where she lay until
she gained consciousness, but covered her with palm leaves to retain heat.
     After an hour she stirred, wriggled her bronzed young figure and
opening her lovely wide blue eyes, she noticed Richard.
     "You saved me, didn't you?" she asked, now standing upright.
     He nodded.
     "To show my appreciation, you can have anything you wish" she said,
shyly.
     "I can? WOW!" Richard was delighted and thumped the air with his fist.
     "What do you want?" said the shy beautiful girl.
     Richard again yelled, the sound deafening out the breaking waves. His
mouth opened as his imagination worked overtime. "Will you take the dog for
a walk?"