A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening
to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons-of-bitches who want
off, get the hell off now cause this is the last stop! And all of you
sons-of-bitches who are getting on, get on the train cause we're leaving!"
The mother quickly ran in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours.
When you come out you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later the son came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with
his train set. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say'
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope
that your trip was a pleasant one. We hope that you will ride with us again
soon."
"For those of you just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your
hand luggage below your seat. Also, remember that there is no smoking
allowed except in the club cab. We hope that you will have a pleasant and
very enjoyable and relaxing trip with us today."
"For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, see the
bitch in the kitchen!"