FileTitle: Joke1887.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Two Idiots in a Boat
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the
middle of the Ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a
box of provisions before their ship slipped under the surface.

After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of food and
water.  On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and
starvation, they spotted a small object, floating toward them in the
water.  As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an old oil
lamp (the kind that genies come in). They grabbed  the lamp and rubbed it.
Out popped a tired old genie who said, "Ok, so you freed me from the
stupid lamp, but hey, I've been doing this 3-wishes stuff for a while now
an quite frankly, I'm burned out.  You guys only get 1 wish and then I'm
outta here. Make it a good one."

The first guy, blurted out, without thinking, "Give us all the beer we
can drink for the rest of our lives!"

"Fine," said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean to beer.

"Great move, Einstein", said the second guy, slapping the first guy  on
the side of the head.  "Now we're gonna have to piss in the boat."