A young nun walking back to the convent for evening mass. It is quite late
 and to save time she decides to take a short cut through a bad part of town.
 As she is hurrying down an alley a man jumps out, grabs her and drags her into
 his hovel.  He then proceeds to take sexual advantage of her.
 After he finishes he asks her what she is going to tell Mother Superior?
 "Well", she said, "I have to tell the truth.  I was hurrying back to mass
 when a man dragged me into his house and raped me twice."
 "Twice!", cried the man, "What do you mean.  You said you would tell the
 truth!"
 "Well, if you're not too tired!"