The rural couple scrimped and saved and sent their son to Europe
  for both education and travel.  The youth decided to grow both a
  mustache and a goatee.  Thinking to surprise his parents, he sent
  a snapshot back home with the caption, "Do you think I now look
  like a Count ?"
    The Father wrote back, "Here we are spending a fortune on your
  education and your spelling hasn't even improved one lil' bit."