It seems that a man went bear hunting one day in the woods. He came
across a bear and shot it right in the ass. The bear turned around,
grabbed the hunter by the collar and said, "I'll let you go, but only
under one condition: you have to fuck me in the ass to get the bullet
out." So he said alright. The next day the hunter came into the same
woods. He saw a bear and then shot it in the ass. The bear turned around,
grabbed the poor guy by the collar and said, "You again! Fuck you. Wait a
minute...NO FUCK ME to get the bullet out, motherfucker!" So the hunter
fucked the bear once again. The next day the hunter comes into the same
woods and shoots the same bear in the ass. The bear turns around and
says, "You're not comin' here for huntin' are ya?"