Humorists:  I do not know the author of the following, but have included
the address of the malefactor who passed it along to me.  Ah, if I only had
the strength of character to keep this madness from spreading, but I don't.
                                                              JM

Date: Sat, 12 Jul 1997 14:20:00 -0400
From: "Irish @->-->----" 

Mary Poppins was travelling home but due to worsening weather, she decided
to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked
for a room for the night.

"Certainly madam", he replied curteously.

"Is the restaurant open still?" enquired Mary.

"Sorry, no", came the reply, "but room service is available all night.
Would you care to select something from this menu?"

Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it.

"Hmm, I would like hmmm cauliflower cheese please", said Mary.

"Certainly madam", he replied.

"And can I have breakfast in bed?"asked Mary politely. The receptionist
nodded and smiled.

"In that case, I would love a couple of eggs please...poached", Mary mused.
After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the
night.

The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to
check out. The same guy was still on the desk.

"Morning madam..sleep well?"
"Yes thank you", Mary replied.
"Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think
I have had better. Shame about the eggs tho..they really weren't that nice
at all", Mary replied truthfully.

"Oh..well perhaps you could care to contribute these thoughts to our Guest
Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would
value your opinion", said the receptionist.

"OK I will...thanks!" replied Mary...who then checked out, paused a while,
then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her
journey.

Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had
written.
Here it is...

"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious !!!"