BY THE FOOT

    The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan
 Bank went on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.
 Out of the blue the client asked her to marry him.

    Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback.  However, she
 remembered that her boss had told her not to reject the client
 outright.  She tried to think of a way to dissuade the businessman
 from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman said to her
 suitor, "I will only marry you under three conditions.  First, I want
 my engagement ring to be a 75 carat diamond ring, with a matching 200
 carat diamond tiara."

    The Taiwanese man paused for a moment.  Then, he nodded his head
 and said, "No problem!! I buy. I buy." Realizing her first condition
 was too easy, the woman said to the man, "I want you to build me a 100
 room mansion in New York.  As a vacation home, I want a chateau built
 in the middle of the best wine country in France."

    The man paused another moment.  He whipped out his cellular phone,
 called some brokers in New York, then he called some brokers in
 France.  He looked at the woman, nodded his head and said, "Okay,
 okay.  I build, I build."  Realizing that she had one last condition,
 the secretary knew that she'd better make it a good one.  She took her
 time to think and finally she had an idea.  A sure-to-work condition.
 She squinted her eyes, looked at the man and said, rather coldly,
 "Since I like to have sex, I want the man I marry to have a 12-inch
 penis."

    The man seemed a bit disturbed.  He cupped his face with his hands
 and rested his elbows on the table, while muttering something in
 Chinese.  Finally, after what seemed like forever, the man shook his
 head, and with a sad expression, said to the woman, "I cut. I cut."