FileTitle: Joke2000.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Comparing Equipment
 A man goes into an empty bar and orders a beer, and as he's walking
 around he sees a table about 6' x 4' with some lines marked 6"-10"
 from one edge. Next to each line there are initials. So the man says to
 the bartender "What are all those marks on that table?", "It's a game the
 locals play, they pull out their dicks, stretch them a far as they can
 and mark a line." This man is hung like a horse and reckons he can beat
 all the lines he's seen and asks if he can have a go, "sure" came the
 reply. As he pulled out his dick it's a clear winner by about 3".  He
 starts to mark his line down when the bartender said "No mate, the locals
 start from the other side"