*   After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen
  stormed out of the room after the class was over.
    Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, "Lori,
  what in the world is the matter with you ?  You look as if you're
  about to kill someone."
    "I am !!!" Lori fumed. "You just wait until I catch up with that
  Dennis.  All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay'
  involved tossing a coin for position."