FileTitle: Joke217.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Condom Buying, Teenagers
A teenager of about 17 has a hot date with a girl, so he decided to go to 
the pharmacy to buy some condoms.
  The pharmacist says, "What can I help you with?"
   The teen hesistantly says, "I'd like to...uh... ah... buy a condom." 
   Pharmacist says, "Okay.  Here you are."  (Sets a box of condoms on 
counter)
   The teen, thinking that was rather easy and painless, says, "Well, now 
that I think about it, I think I'll be needing two boxes of condoms."
   The pharmacist replies, "Well, okay."  (Gets another one)
   The teen, getting even bolder, then says, "Actually, its a pretty hot 
date I have tonight.  I think I'll be needing four boxes of condoms."
   The teen keeps changing his mind and increasing the number of condoms he 
wants until he's leaving the pharmacy with 20 boxes of condoms.
   Later that night, the teenager arrives at his girlfriend's house.  She 
tells him that he's invited to stay for dinner.  So he goes in and sits 
down at the table with all of her family.  The father asks if he'd like 
to say grace before beginning the meal.
   The teen accepts and says the following, "Oh Lord, thank you for this 
food and the hands that made it, and the people who took the time to grow it 
and...(goes on for nearly 10 minutes, blessing *everything* including the 
table,
the silverware, all the containers, the floor, etc...) ...Amen."
   The girl turns to the teen and says, "Gee, I didn't know that you were 
really religious."
   The teen whispers back, "Well, I didn't know that your dad was a 
pharmacist."