FileTitle: Joke2206.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Sperm Bank Holdup - Crude!
A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind
the counter and shouts "open the safe!" "But this is not a real bank"
the woman replies "it's a sperm bank." "Open the safe or I'll shoot!"
the man shouts. The woman, now terrified, opens the safe. "Now take
one of the bottles and drink it", he says. "But sir, these are sperm
samples!" the woman replies.
"Just drink it or I'll shoot!" The woman opens the bottle and drinks
the lot. "Now take another bottle and drink it" "But sir, I just drank
one" "Drink another one or I will shoot you" The woman has no
alternative and drinks a second bottle. When she has emptied it the
man now takes off his mask and the woman is surprised to see the
robber is her husband. "Now you see, honey", he says, "it isn't so
difficult now is it!"