FileTitle: Joke2230.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Clinton Seeks Advice
Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was
walking through Washington looking for any kind of guidance.
He walks up to the Washington Monument, looks up and says,
"George, you were always wise, what should I do?"
Low and behold, a voice comes down from above and says,
"ABOLISH THE I.R.S. AND START OVER." Clinton, amazed
that he is talking to the past President thinks he'll try it again.
He walks over to the Jefferson Memorial and utters the same
request. "Thomas, you never had these kind of problems, what
can I do to rally people behind me?"
Again a voice from above answers, "WELFARE, ITS NOT
WORKING, ABOLISH IT, START OVER."
After hearing this Clinton is so excited he is planning to go to
all the historic sites for guidance. Next he goes to the Lincoln
Memorial.  "Abe, I need your help, people are losing confidence
in me and they no longer trust me what should I do?"
After a substantial pause Abe responds, "TAKE THE DAY OFF
GO TO THE THEATER."