FileTitle: Joke2253.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Iraqi and American Soldiers
a squad of American soldiers was
patrolling along the Iraqi border. to
their surprise, they found the badly
mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier
in a ditch along the road.
a short distance up the road, they
found a badly mangled American
soldier in a ditch on the other side of
the road, who was still barely alive.
they ran to him, cradled his
blood-covered head and asked him
what had happened.
"well," he whispered, "i was walking
down this road, armed to the teeth. i
came across this heavily armed Iraqi
border guard. i looked him right in
the eye and shouted, "saddam
hussein is an unprincipled, lying
piece of trash!"
he looked me right in the eye and
shouted back, "bill clinton is an
unprincipled, lying piece of trash too!
"we were standing there shaking
hands when the truck hit us."