FileTitle: Joke2253.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Iraqi and American Soldiers
a squad of American soldiers was
 patrolling along the Iraqi border. to
 their surprise, they found the badly
 mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier
 in a ditch along the road. 

 a short distance up the road, they
 found a badly mangled American
 soldier in a ditch on the other side of
 the road, who was still barely alive.
 they ran to him, cradled his
 blood-covered head and asked him
 what had happened. 

 "well," he whispered, "i was walking
 down this road, armed to the teeth. i
 came across this heavily armed Iraqi
 border guard. i looked him right in
 the eye and shouted, "saddam
 hussein is an unprincipled, lying
 piece of trash!" 

 he looked me right in the eye and
 shouted back, "bill clinton is an
 unprincipled, lying piece of trash too!


 "we were standing there shaking
 hands when the truck hit us."