FileTitle: Joke2263.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: French Border Agent and Cars
   Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the French border. A customs agent stops them. "Quattro means four," he says. "It's illegal to put five people in a quattro.
   "Quattro is just the name of the car," replies the driver. "Look -- the owner's manual says this car is designed to carry five people."
   "You can't pull that one on me," replies the French official. "I'm placing you under arrest."
   "You are an idiot!" the driver says. "Call your supervisor."
   "He can't come right now," the official replies.  "He's busy with the two guys in the Fiat Uno."