A couple is about to get married. The son goes to his father. "My feet smell awful, I'm worried." His father replies, "Was your feet and always wear socks to bed."

The daughter goes to her mother. "I have horrible breath in the morning." Mom assures her, "Just get up and brush your teeth before you speak in the morning."

Six months into their happy marriage the man wakes to find one sock missing. A frantic search ensues. She awakes, and without thinking says, "What's going on?" "Oh no," he gasps, "You've swallowed my sock!"