A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a 
charge of beastiality.  "I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, 
"but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a good jury.  I also 
know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but 
he's cheap and knows how to pick a jury."
   The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second 
thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony.  "I saw 
Jed mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I 
saw the goat turn around and lick Jed's pecker clean."
   The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of 
acquittal when he heard a juror in overalls whisper to the fellow next to 
him, "You know, a good goat will do that."