A young man went to a plastic surgeon for a penile enlargement.  The
surgeon specialized in this type of surgery and implanted the trunk of
a baby elephant as a replacement.  The operation was very successful
and the patient was delighted with the increased size of his new penis.
He invited a beautiful girl to dine with him and while they were eating,
his new implant burst his zipper, sprang out of his pants, darted
across the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared back into
his pants!  His date was astounded by this incredible performance and
said, "Wow, could you do that again?"  Grimacing with pain he said, "I
probably could but I sure don't want to.  I don't think my sore rectum
could stand another hard roll!"  Lyle's Joke Boutique.