Suffering from terrible migraine headaches, a man went to his doctor,
took a series of extensive medical tests and got some really bad news.
The doctor told him only castration would relieve his suffering.  The
headaches were so bad the patient agreed to the surgery without a
moments hesitation.  After the surgery, the headaches were gone but the
patient was very depressed over the loss of his manhood.  His doctor
told him about a little tailor shop around the corner and suggested if
he bought a complete new outfit, he'd be surprised at how much it would
cheer him up.  Walking into the shop, he told the tailor what he wanted
and started to tell him his hat size.  The tailor interrupted him and
said, "You wear size seven and one-half hat size, fifteen-thirty-three
shirt size and your trousers as thirty-four waist and thirty inches
inseam. "  "You're exactly right," the astonished customer said, "how
in the world do you do it?"  "Been in the business for years.  You also
wear size thirty-six undershorts and size ten-medium-width shoes."
"Now that's where you're wrong, I wear size thirty-four undershorts."
"No way," said the tailor, "if you wear the smaller size, they'll put
pressure on your testicles and give you terrible migraine headaches."
Lyle's Joke Boutique.