FileTitle: Joke289.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Slick Pick up line
A drunk was sitting at a bus stop one afternoon watching a young man walking up
to attractive ladies and propositioning them. As the young man comes near the
drunk hears the guy say " Tickle your ass with a feather?" to the chick sitting
in front of him. When the girl turns to the guy with an incredulous look on her
face and asks "WHAT DID YOU SAY?", the guy says "Typically nasty weather," the
woman thinks she misunderstood him and turns back to her newspaper. After
watching the guy do this for a while, the drunk motions him over and slurs,
"Hey buddy, waddya doin'". the young guy says" If you want to pick up chicks,
you walk up to them and say 'Tickle your ass with a feather?", and if the chick
says yes  then you're in for an exciting evening. But if she says no, then you
say "typically nasty weather" and she thinks she just midunderstood what you
said and no harm is done." So the drunk thinks this is a great idea and decides
to try it out. He spots the most beautiful woman on the bus,walks up to her, and
says " Wanna Fuck?!" the chick turns around, slaps his face, and says "WHAT?!"
to which the drunk replies "Looks like rain!"

{Better set of lines}
{"Hey Lady! Can I stick a feather up your ass?" "Fuckin' Rain!"}