This zoo had a female gorilla, but no male gorilla.  This female gorilla
was really getting horny and the zoo had no one to take care of her.  One day
they decided to advertise in the paper for someone who would "take care of"
this female gorilla.  They started at $200.00 but got no response.
 Finally,at $1000.00 a guy answered the ad.  The guy looked at the gorilla
and told the zoo keeper that he would do it, if they would put a bag over the
gorilla's head.  The zookeeper agreed.  So they put a bag over the gorilla's
head and this guy got into the cage.  Well this gorilla was extremely horny.
 She grabbed this guy and started fucking him every way you could imagine.
 They were bouncing off the walls, up and down the cage, making love wildly.
 All of a sudden the guy started yelling at the top of his voice, "Get it
off!  Get it off!"  So the attendants jumped in the cage and pulled the
gorilla off.  The guy yelled, "What the hell are you doing?!"  "You said to
get it off."  The guy says, "Hell, I meant the bag, I wanna kiss her!"