FileTitle: Joke300.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Communication Problem
A women walks in to a lawyer's office seeking to divorce her husband.The
lawyer askes if she has grounds.
She says:"Oh,yes. We have a nice front yard and a beutifully landscaped
back yard,too."
Lawyer:"No, no, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?"
She: "Oh yes, a big one. Two cars fit in it easily."
The lawyer is starting to get frustrated and says:"Does your husband beat
you up?"
She:"He sure does--he gets up before I do every morning and fixes breakfast.
Lawyer:"Why in the world do you want to divorce him?."
She:"I think we have a serious communication problem."