FileTitle: Joke312.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Three Dogs, Sex
Three dogs are at the vetinarian's office. They start to talk about why
they are there. First one says:"My master says I'm too grumpy all the time,
and bark too much, so he's having me neutered, to calm me down."

The second one says:"Something like that is happening to me. The other day,
I bit the postman, so my master is having me neutered, too."

The third one says:"Something like that is also happening to me. The other
day my mistress was taking a shower and dropped the soap and when she bent
over, she looked so good, I took advantage of her."

The other two dogs asked him if he was also getting neutered.

He replied:"No!---I'm getting my nails trimmed!"