FileTitle: Joke313.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Sex and Hard Times
A husband and wife fall on hard financial times and they decide to
earn more money that the wife should engage in hooking to make
some extra money. Because the wife is worried about her new job, the
husband agrees to wait around the corner in case she has any
problems. They go out and setup shop. The first john comes along and
asks the woman what she charges for her services. She panics and
excuses herself and goes to her husband to ask him what she should
charge. He tells her to charge $100 for the complete act, $50 for a
blow job and $25 for a hand job. The woman returns to the john and
gives him her prices. The john says that he only has $25 and that he
will take a hand job. She gets into his car and proceeds to perform
as requested. After a couple of minutes she excuses herself again and
returns to her husband and asks, "Honey, could we loan this guy $100."