Subject: Wet cigarettes (mild sexual reference)

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.  They were discussing the
fact that if they go for a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes, but
if they take the cigarettes with them, they will get soaked.
Then they notice a gorgeous girl walking out of the ocean.  She reaches
into the top of her swimsuit, pulls out a perfectly dry cigarette and book
of matches and lights up.
The ladies go up to the girl and ask, "How do you keep your cigarettes
dry?"  Her answer, "I put them inside of a condom."
The women rush to a pharmacy and ask for a condom.  When the pharmacist
asks "What size?", one of the ladies says "It should fit a Camel."