FileTitle: Joke335.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Stupid, No Parking Zone
Subject: No parking zone 

Several irate citizens told the cop on the beat a man was spitting on
the sidewalk while saying, "Ptui, what a driver!"  The cop went to
check it out and saw the man doing exactly what he had been accused of.
After watching him for a few minutes, the cop walked up to him;
brandished his nightstick in his face and said, "You'd better come up
with a good reason for spitting on the sidewalk or I'm running you in
for being a public nuisance!"  The man explained a woman had pulled up
beside a small parking space in a big car.  He called to her and said,
"Lady, if you can get your big car in that little space, I'll kiss your
ass!"   He again spit on the sidewalk and exclaimed, "Ptui, what a
driver!"  Lyle's Joke Boutique.