FileTitle: Joke338.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Shaggy Dog - Clones
Subject: Humor: Dental Hygiene
On the distant planet of Anthrax, the dominant population was
obsessed with dental hygiene. Partly owing, of course, to the fact
that they had three complete receding sets of mandibles. (a-la
Alien!) They were so concerned w/ maintaining their teeth that the
custom was to floss one's choppers several times a day. To achieve
this goal, they grew a "Floss Plant" from which the fibers were
extracted to make the necessary product. Being a scientifically
advanced species, especially in the area of genetics, they
developed a sub-species of workers by using their own genetic print
as a starting point, I.E., clones. These clones were specifically
designed to harvest the plants & were deficient in other areas such
as intelligence. As long as they were supervised, they did a good
job but left untended, they would usually wander aimlessly off. No
doubt, you are familiar with their well worn expression..... A
strolling Clone gathers no Floss.