FileTitle: Joke349.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Marriage Anniversaries
Subject: Time off for good behavior? 

A couple was having a golden wedding anniversary party.  The husband
was sitting alone looking sad.  A friend asked what was the problem.
The husband replied, "Her old man caught us having sex in the barn 50
years ago.  He pointed a shotgun at me and said If I didn't marry his
daughter I'd go to jail for 50 years.  If I'd gone to jail, I'd be a
free man today."   Lyle's Joke Boutique.