Subject: The Honeymooners 

Among Leroy's friends, were a carpenter, an electrician and a doctor. They
all decided to play a prank on him when he got married. While the newlyweds
were on their honeymoon, each of them recieved the same note from Leroy. It
said:

"Having a great time on the honeymoon. I just wanted to let you know that
whoever sawed the bedslats in two, that was pretty funny, we ended making
love on the floor. To whoever hotwired the lights so they wouldn't turn
off, that was a lot of laughs, we just unscrewed the light bulb. But when I
get back, I'm going to kill the S.O.B. that put novacaine in the vaseline!"