Subject: Genie 

A golfer was taking a practice round by himself one day when he dug a divot
and out popped a genie.  The genie told him he could have three wishes as
long as they did not include material wealth.
The golfer wished to improve his game.   The genie granted his wish.  Next he
wished that his sex life would improve.  The genie assured him it was so.
 Finally he wished for a Cadilac.  "Oops," said the genie, "that is material
wealth and it is denied."
A year later the golfer is out on the same hole hits a divot and out pops the
genie.  He wanted to know how his game was going.  The golfer assured him it
had improved so much he was thinking of going on the tour.  The geneie wanted
to know about his sex life.  The golfer said it had improved a hundred
percent.  He had had sex twice in the past year.  The genie did not feel that
was much of an improvement.
The golfer said, "I thought it was pretty good for a priest without a car."
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