FileTitle: Joke378.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Alligator in a Bar
A man walks into a bar with an alligator.  The bartender says, "Hey,  
you can't bring that thing in here."  The man says, "Oh, but he's 
completely harmless." 
 The bartender says, "OK, if you can prove it to not just me, but the
whole bar that that alligator is harmless, then he can stay."
The man calls to everyone in the bar and says, "I will now prove that
 this alligator is completely harmless."  He bangs on the alligator's
head three times and says, "Open your mouth."  The alligator obeys. The
 man unzips his pants, pulls out his dick, sticks it in the alligator's
 mouth, bangs on his head three times and says, "Close your mouth." 
 Everyone watches in horror as the alligator closes it's mouth to within
 centimeters of the man's privates.  The man bangs on the alligators head
 three times and says, "Open your mouth."  The alligator does and the man
 puts his privates back in his pants.  The bartender is impressed, so the
 man looks around and says, "Anyone else wanna try that?"
 A woman in the back of the room says, "I will, but you have to promise
not to bang on my head."