This teacher tells her class one monday "I'm going to ask a question
every monday morning. anyone who answers correctly can take the rest of the
week off." The class is excited at this, and eagerly awaits the first chance
at a week vacation. The first question was, "How many grains of sand are there
on Waikiki beach, in Hawaii?" Of course, no one even guesses. The next week
the question is, "Exactly how many craters are there on the moon's dark side?"
Again, no answers. This continues for months, with no week breaks for anyone.
Finally, one kid gets fed up and buys two marbles, and paints them black. He
takes them to class monday and awaits the question. Just as the teacher opens
her mouth, he rolls the marbles at her feet. She says, "Okay, who's the comedian
with the two black balls?" The kid jumps up and says, "Eddie Murphy. See ya
next week."