[186] An english man, a french man and an american we all captured by
indians.   The chief said, "You all get one wish before we kill you and
make canoes out of your skins."
English man: "I would like some tea."  So the chief brings him some tea
              and then kills him.
French man: "I would like some wine."  So the chief brings him some wine
              and then kills him.
American: "I would like a fork."  the chief says:"A fork?  Why?"  I`d just like
a fork."  Says the American.  So the chief brings him a fork.  The american takes 
the fork and starts stabbing himself saying "Fuck your canoe!  Fuck your canoe!"