An older woman was sitting on a bench in the park reading her newspaper
when she was interupted by an elderly man who said,"I'll bet you can't
guess how old I  am."
She looked up and said: "Take off your hat and coat."
He did and she said:"Turn around."
After looking him over carefully, she said:"Turn around again."
The old gentleman turned around again and she said:"Do it once more."
After he turned around yet another time, the old lady said:"You're 93 years
old."
He was astonished and said:"That's really amazing, how did you know?"
She said:"You told me yesterday."