These three guys were checking into a lodge but the clerk says they have to share a bed because the lodge is totally booked except for a double bed, so being really tired they take it.  Next morning the guy on the left says "Man, I had theweirdest dream. I dreamt I was jacking off."
Guy on the right says "You too?"
Guy in the middle says "You people are sick. I had a normal dream. I dreamt I went skiing."