FileTitle: Joke528.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Nudist Colony Rules
A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothe and starts wandering
around.  A 6 foot blond walks by him; the man gets a hard-on.

Blond:  "Sir, did you call for me?"
New Man:  "No, I just got here."
Blond:  "You must be new here, it's a rule when I give you a hard-on, it
implies you called for me."

The blond lays down and lets the man screw her.  The man gets up happy,
enters the sauna, sits down, and farts.  A huge man comes toward him.

Huge Man:  "Sir, did you call for me?"
New Man:  "No, I just got here."
Huge Man:  You must be new here, it is a rule when you fart, it implies you
called for me."

The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him.  The new man rashes back to
the receptionist...

New Man:  "Here is your card and key back.  You can keep the $500."
Receptionist:  "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...."
New Man:  (Rudely interupting) "Listen lady, I am 45 years old, I get a
hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day.  No thanks."