There was a lady, after a rough divorce, who was looking for a
purely sexual relationship. In order to find someone to fill this position, she
places  a classified ad in a local paper advertising her needs.  Later,
she is  talking on the phone to a friend about how poor the response when
the  doorbell rings. She gets off the phone and goes to answer the door.
To her dismay, there is no one there. "Down here" she hears.
She looks down to see a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on her doorstep.
"How can I help you?"  "I'm here about your ad" "But you have no arms
and no legs, how can you help?"  "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"