FileTitle: Joke572.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Penile Transplant and Elephants
This guy gets into a horrible auto accident and part of the damage form the
accident was that his dick was amputated. So, this dude is at the doctor and
is desperate. He pleads with the doctor to do something for him, so the doctor
tells him that there is a little baby elephant over at the zoo that just
died. The doctor says that they can use the elephant's trunk in place of this
guy's schlong. The guy is getting all excited and tells the doctor to do it. A few
years later the guy is with this incredible babe and they are out for
dinner. All of a sudden, she sees this thing come up from under the table and grab a
dinner roll and then disappear back under the table. She screams and asks
what the hell it was. He tells her that he has to level with her.  A few years
ago I had an accident, and my dick was cut off, so the doctor replaced it with the
trunk from a baby elephant. She thought that it was amazing and she asked if
he could do it again. He hesitantly said `Yeah, I can do it again, but I don't
know if my ass can take another roll!'