The village drunk was staggering home and accidentally fell into a freshly
dug grave.  It was a cold night and since he could not climb out he began
moaning to himself, "Ohhhhh, I'm cooooold.  Ohhhhh, I'm cooooold"  One  of
his drinking companions happened to come by and peered into the hole.  He
heard the moans and said, "It's no wonder you're cold.  You've kicked all the
dirt off yourself."  Patrick's Phunny Pages