There's this Polack who's treking across the desert. He's got all the supplies,
water etc but after a while in the desert he gets an unstoppable urge to boink.
He thinks awhile, then makes the camel sit down, and tries desperately to boink
it, but the tail keeps coming in the way.
Just at that time a gorgeous babe wanders that way, and is dying of thirst. She
says: "please sir, give me some water, I'll do anything for you".
The Polack says " Hold this tail up, will you?"