The Ten Commandments and what they really mean.

1. You shall have no other gods before me

2. You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above
 or beneath the earth or in the
waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship
them for I the Lord your god am a jealous god, punishing the children for the sins of the father
 to the 3rd and 4th generation of those that hate
me, but showing love to a 1000 generations of those that love me and keep my commandments.

3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your god< understand me
you god damn mother fucking son of a bitch?!>.

4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. Six days shall you labor and
do all your work.

5. Honor thy Father and your Mother so you may live long in the land the
lord your god is giving you.

6. You shall not murder.

7. You shall not commit adultery.

8. You shall not steal.

9. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor

10 You shall not covet thy neighbors house.
You shall not covet thy neighbors wifeor his manservant or his maidservantor his manservant or his maidservant his
ox his donkey or anything
that belongs to your neighbor.