FileTitle: List1249.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Country Song Titles
Some more titles in addition to the last two contributions:
I don't mind if you lie to me, as long as I ain't lyin' alone
I wouldn't take you to a dog fight even if I thought you could win
If you leave me, walk out backwards so I'll think you're comin' in
My John Deere was breaking your field while your dear john was breaking my
heart
Touch me in that old familiar way and I'll break your old familiar hand
Get off the stove, Mother, you're too old to be riding the range
Don't cry, Little Darlin', you're waterin' my beer
Tennis must be your racket 'cause love means nothing to you
Each man leaves his footprints in the sands of time, but I'll leave my mark as
a heel
When you say you love me, you're full of prunes, 'cause living with you is the
pits
I've got red eyes from your white lies and I'm blue all the time
I can't get over you, so I get up and go around the other side
If you won't leave me alone, I'll find someone who will
I us'ta kiss her mouth, but it's all over now
She was a girl who lost her honor, so he got honor back
I knew that you'd committed a sin when you came home late with your socks
outside in
I've got a strong right to love you with a week left to live
I'm a rabbit in the headlights of your love
Don't kick my tires if you ain't gonna take me for a ride
He was lawyer who couldn't pass a bar
I liked you better before I knew you so well
I still miss you, Baby, but my aim's gettin' better