FileTitle: List1402.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Pullet Surprises - Part 2
Here are the remainder of the Pullet Surprises from the Jack Smith column:

"If you want to catch his attention, try wearing a sexy T-shirt and blue
genes..."

"He was another Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde."

"I'm Susan.  I'm a 16-year old softmore..."

"I like everybody.  I don't have any enemas..."

"When two people are in love, they should share a lot of infection..."

"He is a sex thimble..."

"His throw had the distance but it just wasn't long enough..."

"In my spare time I like to read good writting by good writters..."

"The soldiers invaded the houses and took advantage of the unprotected females
by making the clean-polished floors dirty with the mud from their boots..."

"Ancient history records that the Ramons conquered the Geeks..."

"I would hate to kill him.  That would really ruin his life..."

"The best part of the cow is the pork chops..."

"He died because he was very ill..."

"My boyfriend is cute, nice and perverting..."

"A problem driver is unpredictable and erotic..."

"Suicide can really kill you..."

"Everyone is a human bean..."

"Although his poems are difficult to understand, I like them.  They're
unscrubbable..."

"It is too hot for the weather..."

"In Ibsen's 'Ghosts,' the son inherited a venereal disease because his father
was a flounder..."

"People still disagree about what started World War I.  I think it began with
the assassination of the Arch-Duck...