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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Man vs. Woman (Ages)
THE CHRONOGRAPHIC AGE OF A WOMAN

FROM 10 - 20 : Barely awake with a lot of places that's been
               untouched.
FROM 20 - 30 : Warm and Wild.
FROM 30 - 40 : Very good developed, with a lot of experience.
FROM 40 - 50 : Superior and cold.
FROM 50 - 60 : Almost over the hill but there's still places of
               interest.
FROM 60 - 70 : Totally exhausted.
FROM 70 - 80 : Everybody knows where it is but nobody cares.

THE CHRONOGRAPHIC AGE OF A MAN

FROM 10 - 20 : Just zits and girls.
FROM 20 - 30 : Just gears and girls.
FROM 30 - 40 : Just liquor, adultery and girls.
FROM 40 - 50 : Just liquor, adultery and girls.
FROM 50 - 60 : Just disgrace, false teeth and girls.
FROM 60 - 70 : Just spectacles, pills and girls.
FROM 70 - 80 : Just thoughts, complaints and...............girls.