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Category: Humor
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Description: Scoring Points With Women (Part 3)
Subject: How to Score Points with a Women (Part 3 of 3)

A Night At Home
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You watch TV together.............................................   0
You rent a movie..................................................  +1
You rent a movie and it's SENSE & SENSIBILITY.....................  +3
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you stay awake throughout............  +5
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep......................  -1
It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and drool............  -2

A Night Out
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You take her to a movie...........................................  +2
You take her to a movie she likes.................................  +4
You take her to a movie you hate (anything with Barbara Streisand)  +6
You take her to a movie you like..................................  -2
It's called DeathCop 3............................................  -7
Which features cyborgs having sex.................................  -9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans and
    sheepdogs..................................................... -15

Flowers
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You buy her flowers only when it's expected.......................   0
You buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it........  +5
You give her wildflowers you've actually picked yourself.......... +10
And she contracts Lyme disease.................................... -25

Your Physique
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You develop a noticeable potbelly................................. -15
You develop a potbelly and exercise to get rid of it.............. +10
You develop a potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
    Hawaiian shirts...............................................  -5

Grooming
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You trim your nails...............................................  +5
You trim your nails in the living room............................ -10
You trim your nails and flick them at the cat..................... -15
You shave on the weekends.........................................  +2
You don't shave on the weekends...................................  -4
You don't bathe on the weekends either............................  -8
But then, neither does she........................................  +8

Finances
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You spend a lot of money on something impractical.................  -5
Something she can't use........................................... -10
Such as a motorized model airplane................................ -20
And your kid needs braces......................................... -30
In fact, all four of the kids need braces.........................-120

Driving
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You lose the directions on a trip.................................  -4
You lose the direction and end up getting lost.................... -10
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town..................... -15
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close
    and personal.................................................. -25
She finds out you lied about having a black belt.................. -60

The Big Question
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She asks, "Do I look fat?"........................................  -5
(Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
You hesitate in responding........................................ -10
You reply, "Where?"............................................... -25

Communication
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When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying
     what looks like a concerned expression.......................   0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes...........  +5
You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the TV.... +10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep................. -10